Monday, 19 October 2009

what now what now what now what now what?

the previous post really is abhorrently cheesy, isn't it? sorry. i am still sad about the cat, though. i miss it.

some things i am saying:
i like beards - i think they're good, and more people should have them. males, that is. i'm sure cheryl cole could probably pull one off, though. that woman is a goddess.
next,
i saw frank lampard today in caffe nero on the king's road, thankfully pulling neither of the faces exhibited in the photos. my 15-year-old self, for whom lampard was a hero and, embarrasingly, a bit of a crush, would probably have wet herself. my more civilised, older self merely peed just the littlest bit.
3. BUSES: please DO NOT SMELL bad if you're going to use public transport. or grab your crotch at regular intervals. or read my texts over my shoulder.
4. i saw a Pet Ambulance today. it was just a car with Pet Ambulance written on it. it was going quite slowly, so it can't have been an emergency - maybe it was a snake with psoriasis. a shrimp with cystitis. a badger with a bunion.
i realise that the latter two are not common pets, but they should be.
5. when looking out of the window of the 185 bus (which i am growing to thoroughly loathe, but please don't stop running 185 i'm sorry) i saw a yellow neon sign floating in mid air in the black sky; but then i realised that it wasn't The Future, it was a reflection. no future reflection. i long for the day when signs will float in mid air, though. then we'll know.

right i have to go brb

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